Twin Prezies: The Rules
(FICTION) By: Nathan Truzzolino
When the idea of this bizarre future came to mind, the world of two presidents ruling the country, I wanted to see it get as bizarre as possible while still being fun, funny and not political. Make politics boring again is what I say.
So I thought it would be fun to have contributors to the story. Charlie and Shooter Wallace are not set in stone. They can be anything, do anything, see anything, they are the fucking president so whats to stop them from flying all over the world, doing crazy shit while on the side settling matters of diplomacy.
So this is the call to arms! Or pens? Or keys? I dunno.
If you want to contribute to the world of Twin Presidents then shoot me over a story to our email gooseandthebearblog@gmail.com
But….there are a few rules. Just for some consistency and because well lets be honest, because I want it this way.
RULES FOR EACH VIGNETTE
1. Must introduce a new wild character. Doest have to be a substantial role but it must be funny, wild and outlandish. The twins can’t always be the Larry David of the story but those character can be. Get creative and weird.
2. Must involve a little backstory into the twins lives or how they became Presidents.
3. Explain a little how the Process of the Presidency works now in this new modern era. Think of some of the things the President has to do and flip it on its head.
4. Make them as long or as short as you want. Mine tend to get bloated but that is how I write. The idea is to have fun, not his a quota.
Also here are some suggestions I wrote down, just to get the creative juices going. I put a strike through the ideas I have already written about.
VIGNETTE IDEAS
1. Charlie knocks up the Queen of England and accidentally almost starts WW3
2. The Great Emo War Part 2
3. Civil War in France - A world with no baguettes
4. The time we met Madam (Prophet) Secretary
5. We Steal Walt Disney’s Frozen Head - A lesson in bipartisanship
6. We pack the court then tear it down - Yacht Week!
7. The time we got our Vice President eaten by a shark hashtag/MyBad
8. We met some aliens…and thats all we have to say about that.
9. In a very special episode, Hitler returns… (gulp!)… to save democracy?
10. Burning Man - Mushrooms, DMT and Peace in the Middle East
11. The Emancipation of North Korea and how Hong Kong got her grove back
12. The State of the Union - Contingency Plans Are Meant to Be Broken